Jean-Pierre Cock
Go to this site here. Do it now. Now.
Got it open?
Good.
You see that jerkily-animated doodle of a green chicken up there? God only knows how much he cost. He was designed by a guy who used to work at au, and who presumably dashed the whole thing off perched atop the lavatory before shuffling over to his Mac, trous about ankles, to invoice the client for some unholy sum.
To make matters worse, though, Marketing presumably had a meeting powered by muffins, joss-sticks and whalesong to come up with a name.
His name is John-Pierre Cock Cocco.
It’s from the site’s TLD. See? jp… Jean-Pierre.
I can’t feel my legs.
